1 00:00:05,992 --> 00:00:07,959 - [crew members clamoring] - Hello. 2 00:00:09,306 --> 00:00:10,547 Hi. 3 00:00:10,548 --> 00:00:11,617 - Hello. - Hey. 4 00:00:11,618 --> 00:00:12,929 Okay, moving on. 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,414 [Nandor] What is this shit? 6 00:00:17,003 --> 00:00:19,073 Oh- Uh, Hold there, please. 7 00:00:19,074 --> 00:00:20,937 - But I am going home. - It's just gonna be for a few seconds. 8 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,628 We're just in the middle of shooting something. 9 00:00:22,629 --> 00:00:24,975 Very cool. What are we shooting? 10 00:00:24,976 --> 00:00:27,254 - Dogs? Criminals? - [crew member 1] Cut. 11 00:00:27,255 --> 00:00:28,772 I'm not allowed to say, but what- 12 00:00:28,773 --> 00:00:29,911 [crew member 1] Adam, we're cutting. 13 00:00:29,912 --> 00:00:32,052 Cut! Brad, can you go to two? 14 00:00:32,053 --> 00:00:33,294 Who is Brad? 15 00:00:33,295 --> 00:00:34,916 Brad's 10-1, copy. Okay. 16 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:37,816 10'1"! What a tall fellow this Brad is. 17 00:00:37,817 --> 00:00:39,956 Copy. All right, we're moving to the dolly shot! 18 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,821 Dolly? Nadja would be devastated if her dolly was shot. 19 00:00:42,822 --> 00:00:43,960 No, I must intervene. 20 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,927 No. We're going again. 21 00:00:45,928 --> 00:00:47,171 [Adam screams] 22 00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:51,726 Shit, shit, shit. Shitty, shitty, shit. 23 00:00:51,727 --> 00:00:54,315 Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Gentlemen, we are under attack. 24 00:00:54,316 --> 00:00:56,800 A militia has assembled on our territory. 25 00:00:56,801 --> 00:00:57,974 - [Laszlo] I know! - It's not a militia. 26 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,665 They're just filming a TV show. 27 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:01,736 Well, this TV show has invaded our territory. 28 00:01:01,737 --> 00:01:03,566 They are attacking us with their trucks 29 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:06,086 and their lights and their gigantic Brads. 30 00:01:06,087 --> 00:01:08,295 Nandor thinks everything is a war. 31 00:01:08,296 --> 00:01:09,641 Yet this time, 32 00:01:09,642 --> 00:01:11,781 he's absolutely right. 33 00:01:11,782 --> 00:01:14,508 - It's called PI Undercover: New York. - [Nandor gasps] 34 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,751 [Colin] It's a police procedural in its fourth season. 35 00:01:16,752 --> 00:01:18,477 "Detective Jack Mancuso 36 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,755 is brought to life with deft sensitivity 37 00:01:20,756 --> 00:01:22,481 by a never-better Cal Bodian." 38 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,242 "Brought to life"? Who is this man? 39 00:01:24,243 --> 00:01:26,036 Some kind of necromancer? 40 00:01:26,037 --> 00:01:27,624 No. Worse. He's an actor. 41 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:29,109 [Nandor] Shit. 42 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:30,834 [Colin] Now, wading down into the comments. 43 00:01:30,835 --> 00:01:34,010 "Winsomely compelling copaganda," says C-Rob-69 at- 44 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,115 Oh, wait. That was me. 45 00:01:35,116 --> 00:01:36,357 Drivel for the unwashed. 46 00:01:36,358 --> 00:01:38,463 The Bard, how he weeps. 47 00:01:38,464 --> 00:01:39,705 [thuds] 48 00:01:39,706 --> 00:01:41,362 - What the blazes? - Fucking 49 00:01:41,363 --> 00:01:43,157 [car alarm beeps] 50 00:01:43,158 --> 00:01:44,607 [Laszlo] Why is there a fucking truck in our garden? 51 00:01:44,608 --> 00:01:46,160 [crew member 1] Entering the property. 52 00:01:46,161 --> 00:01:48,024 There's an enemy at the gate. Hold the line. 53 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,646 - Shit. Guys, I'm so sorry. - [crew member 2] You good? 54 00:01:49,647 --> 00:01:51,441 Yeah. I'm with the owners. Yeah, same location. 55 00:01:51,442 --> 00:01:52,615 Don't worry, insurance is gonna cover all this. 56 00:01:52,616 --> 00:01:54,306 We should disembowel this guy. 57 00:01:54,307 --> 00:01:55,687 - Let's fucking kill him. - [crew member 3] Quiet on set. 58 00:01:55,688 --> 00:01:56,826 - We're rolling. - Sorry. 59 00:01:56,827 --> 00:01:58,518 - Sorry. - Sorry! 60 00:02:00,693 --> 00:02:03,177 ? Don't sing If you want to live long ? 61 00:02:03,178 --> 00:02:05,663 ? They have no use For your song ? 62 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:09,045 ? You're dead, you're dead You're dead ? 63 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,221 ? You're dead And out of this world ? 64 00:02:13,084 --> 00:02:15,363 ? Now your hope And compassion is gone ? 65 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,572 ? You've sold out your dream To the world ? 66 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:21,402 ? Stay dead, stay dead Stay dead ? 67 00:02:21,403 --> 00:02:23,578 ? You're dead And out of this world ? 68 00:02:33,139 --> 00:02:37,177 Not bad. Not bad at all, ya stud. 69 00:02:37,178 --> 00:02:40,214 What are you up to, you creamy snake? 70 00:02:40,215 --> 00:02:43,079 All dressed up like a bowl of millet. 71 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,013 I am getting ready to go to a friend's house 72 00:02:46,014 --> 00:02:47,083 for a dinner party, 73 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,395 thank you very much. 74 00:02:48,396 --> 00:02:49,741 You don't have any friends. 75 00:02:49,742 --> 00:02:51,121 Uh, yeah, I do. 76 00:02:51,122 --> 00:02:53,676 I've got the Monster and my boy, Joel. 77 00:02:53,677 --> 00:02:56,748 Uh, w-what is a Joel? Joel? 78 00:02:56,749 --> 00:02:58,681 I'm always talking about Joel. 79 00:02:58,682 --> 00:03:01,235 We used to work together a few years ago in the same office. 80 00:03:01,236 --> 00:03:02,581 Pushing paper around, 81 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:04,514 - generally getting after it. - Hmm. 82 00:03:04,515 --> 00:03:07,068 Yeah, I love Joel. Could never bring myself to drain the guy. 83 00:03:07,069 --> 00:03:09,416 So why have we never heard about him? 84 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:12,522 Well, he and I drifted apart a few years ago 85 00:03:12,523 --> 00:03:14,593 when he, uh, married Becky. 86 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:17,251 He has a very nice, pinched face. 87 00:03:17,252 --> 00:03:19,460 Anyway, he called me up last week and was like, 88 00:03:19,461 --> 00:03:21,945 "Hey, bruh. Wanna come over for some grub, bruh?" 89 00:03:21,946 --> 00:03:24,051 And I was like, "Sure, bruh. What time, bruh?" 90 00:03:24,052 --> 00:03:26,398 And he was like, "Uh, 7:00, 7:30, bruh." 91 00:03:26,399 --> 00:03:28,607 - Could I come with you? - Um- 92 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,299 Why am I doing this? 93 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,748 Ever since I have been working up the career ladder 94 00:03:31,749 --> 00:03:32,887 at Cannon Capital, 95 00:03:32,888 --> 00:03:34,372 I have been absolutely loving 96 00:03:34,373 --> 00:03:36,960 my deliciously mild human interactions. 97 00:03:36,961 --> 00:03:38,721 And I really want the chance to, you know, 98 00:03:38,722 --> 00:03:40,619 practice my human small talk. 99 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,622 "Oh, hey, hon. Love that top. Where is it from? 100 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:46,384 Online? Great. I love online. 101 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:49,939 My allergies are bonkers today. Sneezing, sneezing, sneezing. 102 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:52,907 I think I'm gonna go low-key for my birthday this year." 103 00:03:52,908 --> 00:03:54,840 Or, "I did the Harris Potter quiz, 104 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:57,118 and I got Slytherin. Aw." [chuckles] 105 00:03:57,119 --> 00:04:01,606 You know, I'm trying really hard to get back to normal with Joel. 106 00:04:01,607 --> 00:04:05,299 And I worry if I showed up with a nightmare 107 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:10,028 in a Civil War ghost's dress, it might freak him the fuck out. 108 00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:11,961 I think it would make you look like Mr. Bigs 109 00:04:11,962 --> 00:04:13,514 from the Sexy City show 110 00:04:13,515 --> 00:04:15,344 to have such a mouse woman on your arm. 111 00:04:15,345 --> 00:04:16,759 Squeak, squeak. 112 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,208 Eh. Fuck it, why not? Sure. 113 00:04:18,209 --> 00:04:19,452 Yay. 114 00:04:19,453 --> 00:04:22,696 - [Laszlo] Gizmo! - [Nandor] Guillermo. 115 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,835 [Laszlo] Wake up, you little prick. 116 00:04:23,836 --> 00:04:25,871 [Nandor] Get the fuck up. 117 00:04:25,872 --> 00:04:27,528 - What? What? Why? What? - Invaders have just rammed a hole 118 00:04:27,529 --> 00:04:29,427 - in our garden wall. - Sorry, I must've fallen asleep. 119 00:04:29,428 --> 00:04:30,773 You need to get up. 120 00:04:30,774 --> 00:04:32,326 We need weapons, not this fancy-ass shit. 121 00:04:32,327 --> 00:04:34,224 We are about to launch a counteroffensive. 122 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:36,192 We need sickles and scythes and weaponry. 123 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,642 No. Whatever this is, 124 00:04:37,643 --> 00:04:39,333 it sounds like a bad idea. Don't do it. 125 00:04:39,334 --> 00:04:41,162 We're being invaded. We will not go empty-handed. 126 00:04:41,163 --> 00:04:43,233 We are about to conquer a production 127 00:04:43,234 --> 00:04:46,029 known as PI Undercover: New York. 128 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:47,548 - What? Are you serious? - Oh, yes. 129 00:04:47,549 --> 00:04:48,825 - Right now? - Yes. 130 00:04:48,826 --> 00:04:50,448 - Are they? Move! - [Laszlo] Wait! 131 00:04:50,449 --> 00:04:52,346 - [Nandor] Guillermo, wait! - Where? Where? 132 00:04:52,347 --> 00:04:54,486 [Nandor] Guillermo, you cannot take them on single-handedly. 133 00:04:54,487 --> 00:04:56,350 No. Don't ruin this for me, okay? 134 00:04:56,351 --> 00:04:58,076 That is my favorite show ever. 135 00:04:58,077 --> 00:05:00,216 PIUNY. 136 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:04,254 [chuckles] It's the perfect cozy, rainy-day show. 137 00:05:04,255 --> 00:05:05,808 But it's so much more than that. 138 00:05:05,809 --> 00:05:07,844 PI Undercover: New York is, like, 139 00:05:07,845 --> 00:05:09,639 the crown jewel of the PI Undercover extended universe. 140 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,365 I mean, I love the original PI Undercover 141 00:05:11,366 --> 00:05:13,712 and PI Undercover: London, but PIUNY, ah, 142 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,335 just hits different. 143 00:05:15,336 --> 00:05:16,922 I mean, I've seen every episode, like, 12 times. 144 00:05:16,923 --> 00:05:19,408 Essentially, it's a meditation on grief because 145 00:05:19,409 --> 00:05:21,030 It's fantastic. 146 00:05:21,031 --> 00:05:24,033 In fact, last summer I cosplayed as Jack Mancuso 147 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:25,655 at the Philadelphia Comic Con. 148 00:05:25,656 --> 00:05:28,382 All the subreddit haters were, like, so jelly. 149 00:05:28,383 --> 00:05:29,935 Gizmo, you sound like a fuckwit. 150 00:05:29,936 --> 00:05:31,420 Do you think Cal Bodian's over there? 151 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:33,042 Do you think he'll sign my zine? 152 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:34,871 [Guillermo imitates trumpet] 153 00:05:34,872 --> 00:05:37,979 My PI Undercover fanzine. I've done everything myself. 154 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,637 I just took a guess about the chest hair. 155 00:05:41,431 --> 00:05:44,294 He wants a Cambodian to sign his what? 156 00:05:44,295 --> 00:05:45,400 Mmm. 157 00:05:49,231 --> 00:05:51,060 [Colin] Now, fair warning. 158 00:05:51,061 --> 00:05:52,889 The stuff Joel and I used to talk about 159 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:55,064 was not necessarily family-friendly, so- 160 00:05:55,065 --> 00:05:56,548 Like what? 161 00:05:56,549 --> 00:05:58,964 - Eh. Just guy stuff. - [Scoffs] Like what? 162 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:00,552 - Don't worry about it. - Tell me. 163 00:06:00,553 --> 00:06:02,728 - I'll tell you later. - No, tell me now. 164 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:05,489 - Boobs. - Hmm. 165 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:07,190 [Joel] They're here! 166 00:06:07,836 --> 00:06:09,147 Hey! [chuckles] 167 00:06:09,148 --> 00:06:10,735 - There he is. - [Nadja chuckling] 168 00:06:10,736 --> 00:06:11,770 - What's up? What's up? - Oh, my G- What's up? 169 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,428 This is look at him. 170 00:06:13,429 --> 00:06:16,119 - The prodigal cubicle-mate returns. - Hey! 171 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,569 - Hi. - Hello. 172 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:19,157 Thank you so much for coming. 173 00:06:19,158 --> 00:06:21,953 This is Nadja, my girlfriend. 174 00:06:21,954 --> 00:06:24,611 I have heard so much about you, and wow. 175 00:06:24,612 --> 00:06:26,820 Your top is so lovely and warm. 176 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:29,167 Reminds me of, um, PSL season. 177 00:06:29,168 --> 00:06:31,411 Pumpkin spice latte. I love those. 178 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:33,448 I never know if people are on- on drugs. 179 00:06:34,622 --> 00:06:37,969 - What- What is all this? - Oh, Nadja, she's a YouTuber. 180 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:39,902 Huge, uh, YouTuber. 181 00:06:39,903 --> 00:06:43,319 Search "Carrie Bradshaw walking" and you'll find my channel. 182 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,494 - She films everything, you know? - Hello. 183 00:06:45,495 --> 00:06:47,254 - Mostly- - Welcome. 184 00:06:47,255 --> 00:06:49,429 - [Colin] Oh. - [Joel] This is Becky. 185 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,983 - [Colin] What the "hecky?" Hi, Becky. - Hello, Colin. How are you? 186 00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:54,917 I'm well. How are you? Uh, this is Nadja, my girlfriend. 187 00:06:54,918 --> 00:06:56,470 Nice to pleasure. 188 00:06:56,471 --> 00:07:00,129 Girlfriend. It's- It's lovely to meet you. 189 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:02,338 I'm gonna go check on the salmon. 190 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:06,653 I hope by salmon you mean wine. 'Cau I'm a woman. I love wine. 191 00:07:06,654 --> 00:07:08,586 No, I meant fish. 192 00:07:08,587 --> 00:07:10,933 Well, ladies to the kitchen, men to the conversation. [chuckles] 193 00:07:10,934 --> 00:07:12,382 You go do it, girlfriend. 194 00:07:12,383 --> 00:07:13,936 [both chuckle] 195 00:07:13,937 --> 00:07:15,662 Listen, I know you said no gifts, but, uh, 196 00:07:15,663 --> 00:07:17,802 - there you go. [laughing] - This is totally unnecessary. 197 00:07:17,803 --> 00:07:19,631 But I ain't mad at it. 198 00:07:19,632 --> 00:07:21,944 I'm surprised you actually had time to have us over 199 00:07:21,945 --> 00:07:23,946 with the season starting soon 200 00:07:23,947 --> 00:07:26,535 and pitchers and catchers reporting in, like, 11 days. 201 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:28,398 Go Mets, right? [chuckles] 202 00:07:28,399 --> 00:07:30,055 You know what? I'm not even really feeling baseball anymore. 203 00:07:30,056 --> 00:07:31,541 Those fucking rule changes. 204 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:34,715 - It's a Mike Piazza baseball card. - Yeah, I didn't know. 205 00:07:34,716 --> 00:07:36,648 - Is it signed? - It is. 206 00:07:36,649 --> 00:07:40,618 So, I spent the last two weeks binge-watching every Mets game 207 00:07:40,619 --> 00:07:42,136 from the past seven years. 208 00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:44,967 Baseball is extremely slow, even for me. 209 00:07:44,968 --> 00:07:47,348 That's a lot of time I'm not gonna get back. 210 00:07:47,349 --> 00:07:50,179 So, baseball's out. What are you into now? 211 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:53,562 - We watch Top Chef. - Top Chef. Yeah, me too. Me too. 212 00:07:53,563 --> 00:07:54,977 - Cool. - Where's your bathroom? 213 00:07:54,978 --> 00:07:57,842 I need to do a a number three. [laughs] 214 00:07:57,843 --> 00:08:00,085 - What? - Ayo. 215 00:08:00,086 --> 00:08:01,846 I don't un what's a three? 216 00:08:01,847 --> 00:08:04,331 - Remember on our days in the office? - Yeah. 217 00:08:04,332 --> 00:08:06,195 We would go down to the third floor 218 00:08:06,196 --> 00:08:08,024 to do our big smelly poos. 219 00:08:08,025 --> 00:08:10,544 - I think I kinda remember that. - Where's your bathroom? 220 00:08:10,545 --> 00:08:11,925 - It's upstairs. - Okay. 221 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,374 - [Nadja] So nice. - [Becky] Thank you. 222 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:15,376 A little kiss for my "banooney." 223 00:08:15,377 --> 00:08:17,379 And one for me, my banana. 224 00:08:18,691 --> 00:08:20,382 [Nadja and Colin chuckle] 225 00:08:20,866 --> 00:08:22,074 Act normal. 226 00:08:23,144 --> 00:08:24,559 Your taste is just 227 00:08:25,111 --> 00:08:27,250 Thank you. I just like solid colors. 228 00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:29,252 Hmm. Maroon. 229 00:08:29,253 --> 00:08:30,944 [crew members clamor] 230 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,083 Traveling to base camp. You over at video village? 231 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:33,602 Let us storm their base camp. 232 00:08:33,603 --> 00:08:35,224 And lay waste to their video village. 233 00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:38,089 - [crew member 3] Last looks. - Indeed they are. 234 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:41,437 - [Laszlo] Et tu, Seanie? - Hey, fellas. 235 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,198 - What the shit? - I rent my bathroom out to the crew. 236 00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:45,855 - He has succumbed to the King's shilling. 237 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:47,616 Oh, come on. I do this all the time. 238 00:08:47,617 --> 00:08:49,618 You know how many movies have wanted to rent 239 00:08:49,619 --> 00:08:51,551 my little potty? 240 00:08:51,552 --> 00:08:53,760 We have lost our greatest ally to the other side. Let's go. 241 00:08:53,761 --> 00:08:55,140 Think about all the legendary piss 242 00:08:55,141 --> 00:08:56,763 that's flowing through those pipes. 243 00:08:56,764 --> 00:08:58,109 Diane Keaton's piss. 244 00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:59,628 Jim Carrey's piss! 245 00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:01,768 Mike Barbooglio's piss! 246 00:09:01,769 --> 00:09:04,943 The salmon smells amazing, Becky! 247 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:08,878 I hope it's as good as Tiffani Faison's 248 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:11,571 monkfish from Top Chef season one. 249 00:09:11,572 --> 00:09:13,434 [chuckles] 250 00:09:13,435 --> 00:09:16,610 Please let me help with, um, the touching and the boiling. 251 00:09:16,611 --> 00:09:18,336 No. No, you're fine. Just relax. 252 00:09:18,337 --> 00:09:19,924 Tell me, how- how did you and Colin meet? 253 00:09:19,925 --> 00:09:21,615 Oh, yes. Uh- 254 00:09:21,616 --> 00:09:24,342 Let us gossip like two little brain-dead bitches. 255 00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:26,587 Does, um, Colin ever talk about me? 256 00:09:26,588 --> 00:09:28,657 - No. That was stupid. - You know men. 257 00:09:28,658 --> 00:09:30,935 They don't talk about anything 258 00:09:30,936 --> 00:09:32,764 - other than, "Ouch, my balls." - Yeah. They don't talk about anything. 259 00:09:32,765 --> 00:09:35,355 - Yeah. Except Colin's not like that. - Scrotum. It's- 260 00:09:36,355 --> 00:09:38,632 Oh. Yes. Sorry? 261 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:41,635 Colin's not like that. Colin has never been like that. 262 00:09:41,636 --> 00:09:43,326 Right. Okay. 263 00:09:43,327 --> 00:09:45,501 Colin's not like other men. He's really sensitive. 264 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,952 And that is why he is my soft-boiled egg. 265 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,851 I'm very happy for you both. 266 00:09:50,818 --> 00:09:52,197 Sorry. I 267 00:09:52,198 --> 00:09:54,683 I don't wanna see Colin get hurt, you know? 268 00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:57,375 - He's an incredible person. - [flutters lips] 269 00:09:57,376 --> 00:10:00,481 I have used my brilliant powers of deduction 270 00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:04,175 to detect that Becky is rock-hard in love 271 00:10:04,176 --> 00:10:06,142 with Colin Robinson, 272 00:10:06,143 --> 00:10:08,800 much like Carrie loved Aidan in the Sexy City show, 273 00:10:08,801 --> 00:10:11,424 which I have watched every episode of. 274 00:10:11,425 --> 00:10:14,806 Looks like you two ladies could use some drinks. 275 00:10:14,807 --> 00:10:17,015 Did you wash the lettuce like I asked, Joel? 276 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,776 I was about to, yes. 277 00:10:18,777 --> 00:10:20,950 So the answer's "no," not "yes" if you didn't do it. 278 00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:22,021 So the answer's "no." 279 00:10:22,504 --> 00:10:23,989 Okay. 280 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:27,474 [Guillermo] Cal Bodian is still in his trailer, 281 00:10:27,475 --> 00:10:29,787 probably preparing for his first scene of the day. 282 00:10:29,788 --> 00:10:31,202 He usually likes to get to set 283 00:10:31,203 --> 00:10:32,962 and meditate for an hour beforehand, 284 00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:34,170 then he gets a snack. 285 00:10:34,171 --> 00:10:36,553 Usually a muffin and a cup of tea. 286 00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:38,866 He's been sober for 17 years. 287 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,627 Oh, my God. There he is! 288 00:10:42,524 --> 00:10:44,250 That's great guys! Thank you! 289 00:10:45,424 --> 00:10:46,804 Oh, wow. You have your muffin. 290 00:10:46,805 --> 00:10:48,357 So cool. 291 00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:50,878 Do you, uh- Do you ever read any of the fanzines? 292 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:55,571 Ah. Good evening, sir. Can I interest you in a meal? 293 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,194 - A succulent Chinese meal? - Wow. 294 00:10:58,195 --> 00:11:00,852 I'm just saying that's where the PIUNY community really is, you know? 295 00:11:00,853 --> 00:11:02,267 - Sure. - In the zines. 296 00:11:02,268 --> 00:11:04,925 Mr. Bodian, would you come with me? 297 00:11:04,926 --> 00:11:06,720 I have procured several prostitutes 298 00:11:06,721 --> 00:11:08,066 for your viewing pleasure. 299 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,205 - Oh. - [Nandor] I will not kill you. 300 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:10,759 What scene is that for again? 301 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,243 [crew member 4] Mr. Bodian, we're ready for you. 302 00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:14,038 Okay. Thank you. 303 00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:15,625 - [Nandor] Mr. Bodian But the prostitutes - What? 304 00:11:15,626 --> 00:11:18,042 No, leave him alone. Do not hurt Cal Bodian. 305 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,629 This is war. 306 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:21,735 Doesn't matter. That man was not the leader. 307 00:11:21,736 --> 00:11:23,703 But he is the main guy on the show. 308 00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:25,774 He is an actor, Nandor. 309 00:11:25,775 --> 00:11:27,879 A simpleton who paints his face. 310 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,296 He is an empty-headed puppet who thinks the world loves him, 311 00:11:31,297 --> 00:11:33,609 when in actual fact, he is nothing more 312 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,887 than a lapdog begging for scraps. 313 00:11:35,888 --> 00:11:37,647 - Yes. - [Laszlo] No, he is not the leader. 314 00:11:37,648 --> 00:11:40,409 That would be another devil who pulls the strings. 315 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:44,345 The half-wit they call the director. 316 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:52,041 Colin Robinson, did you and Becky 317 00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:53,422 ever have a thing for each other? 318 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:54,595 What? No. 319 00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,494 She and Joel had some issues, 320 00:11:56,495 --> 00:11:58,496 and I was a good listener for her. 321 00:11:58,497 --> 00:12:01,050 But that was only because I wanted them to get back together 322 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,327 'cause Joel was so sad. 323 00:12:02,328 --> 00:12:03,433 I don't know. 324 00:12:03,847 --> 00:12:06,228 I think her vagina is pulsing for you. 325 00:12:06,229 --> 00:12:08,678 Don't fabricate drama where there isn't any. 326 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:10,439 You wanted to come to this party 327 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,165 to see how the normal people live. 328 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,721 Well, welcome to the wonderful world of "normalos." 329 00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:19,345 - Enough. - I do not get you at all. 330 00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:23,211 Halt. Where is your leader? 331 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:24,883 Thank you. 332 00:12:26,007 --> 00:12:27,456 "AD." 333 00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:29,321 - A director. - [Laszlo] Yes. 334 00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:32,703 - Now I cut the head of the snake. - Go in. 335 00:12:35,568 --> 00:12:36,638 Nice day. 336 00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:38,813 Come on, Nandor. 337 00:12:40,056 --> 00:12:41,816 What the fuck are you wearing? 338 00:12:42,506 --> 00:12:45,370 That was actually the second assistant director, 339 00:12:45,371 --> 00:12:47,717 and he made me production assistant. 340 00:12:47,718 --> 00:12:49,029 They are short-staffed. 341 00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,824 This is all good news. 342 00:12:50,825 --> 00:12:53,309 - We can infiltrate them from the inside. - Yes, yes. 343 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,657 But first, I must go to crafty to fetch taffy for scripty. 344 00:12:56,658 --> 00:12:59,005 Oh, shit. Nandor, you have been seduced 345 00:12:59,006 --> 00:13:01,145 by the siren of show business. 346 00:13:01,146 --> 00:13:04,010 - No, I'm infiltrating like - [crew member] Where's the PA? 347 00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:05,839 - We're still waiting on - whatever you said before. 348 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,358 Yes, go Nandor. 349 00:13:07,359 --> 00:13:09,705 Yes, I'm just fetching it. What is taffy? 350 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,120 Oh, no. 351 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:14,054 Uh, Sy- Uh, Strai- Top. Top Gun. 352 00:13:14,055 --> 00:13:17,851 Uh, Top Ramen. Top Chef. Top- Top- Top hat? 353 00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:20,164 - Uh- Wait. Did you say Top Chef? - Yes, I did. 354 00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:22,476 - It was Top Chef. - [screams] Nice one, dude. 355 00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:25,203 [laughs] Is it just me or is it so hard to locate 356 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,137 a good, trustworthy handyman these days? 357 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,552 - Yes! - It is. 358 00:13:29,553 --> 00:13:30,899 When we wanted to renovate the bathroom, 359 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,348 I decided I'm just gonna do it myself. 360 00:13:32,349 --> 00:13:33,971 You did a bathroom reno by yourself? 361 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:35,593 Yeah, I found a guy out in Queens 362 00:13:35,594 --> 00:13:37,181 Oh, brother. Here we go. 363 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:41,668 and he gave us these beautiful vintage tiles. 364 00:13:41,669 --> 00:13:43,059 - And- - They're just tiles. 365 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,430 Do you wanna go to see it? It's gorgeous. 366 00:13:45,431 --> 00:13:46,915 [Nadja chuckles] Uh, yes. 367 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:48,537 - [Becky] Good luck. [scoffs] - Yeah. 368 00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,711 - [Nadja] Is it dangerous? - No, it's just boring. 369 00:13:50,712 --> 00:13:52,437 Yeah, I guess I'm a fucking idiot 370 00:13:52,438 --> 00:13:55,269 'cause I saved us a lot of money and did a kick-ass job. 371 00:13:55,933 --> 00:14:01,170 - What about that bathroom? - Yes. Do you wanna see it? 372 00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:03,621 - Yeah. Yes, I'd love to see. [chuckles] - Okay. Great. Follow me. 373 00:14:03,622 --> 00:14:05,792 [Nadja] Try not to miss me too much, my love. 374 00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:13,217 Sit here, Colin. 375 00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:16,703 - Right here. I'm just kidding. [laughs] - [laughs] 376 00:14:16,704 --> 00:14:18,739 Hello, Colin Robinson. 377 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:19,790 Hello. 378 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,400 Is she, uh- Is she good to you? 379 00:14:24,746 --> 00:14:27,059 - Who? - Your girlfriend. [scoffs] 380 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,198 - Sorry. I hope she's good to you. - Oh. 381 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:30,441 You- You deserve it. 382 00:14:30,442 --> 00:14:31,960 Yeah, yeah. I think, you know 383 00:14:31,961 --> 00:14:33,720 Well, yeah, I think we get along really well. 384 00:14:33,721 --> 00:14:36,723 It's nothing as special as what you and Joel have. 385 00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:39,139 Joel? [chuckles] Yeah. Ol' Joel. 386 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:41,245 We've had our ups and downs over the years. 387 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,902 Yeah. That'll happen. 388 00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:44,456 When it does, I 389 00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:47,803 I just remember 390 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,254 you were the only one I could talk to about it. 391 00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:52,601 Do you miss our talks, Colin Robinson? 392 00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:53,672 [chuckles] 393 00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:55,723 Yeah, uh- 394 00:14:58,194 --> 00:14:59,780 Ready for you on set. 395 00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,403 I think he is slumbering. 396 00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:04,130 Go to two. Yeah, he's gone deep. 397 00:15:04,131 --> 00:15:07,236 Cans? Anyone for cans? Would you like some cans? 398 00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:09,790 Some cans? Cans? Fucking ignore me. 399 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:11,447 I already have cans on. 400 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,139 - You have cans? - I have cans. 401 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,830 [Nandor] Sorry. Hi. 402 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,625 This one can for you. 403 00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:18,972 - Sure I can't tempt you with some? - Do you see 'em? 404 00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:20,284 - Anyone ask for cans? - No. 405 00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:21,389 Son of a 406 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,323 What the fuck are you doing? 407 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,154 Uh, we are not allowed to say what we're filming, sir. 408 00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:29,949 Also, we're trying to clear the frame. 409 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:32,192 Would you mind following me over by the snack table? 410 00:15:32,193 --> 00:15:34,194 - Rolling! We are rolling! - What? 411 00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:35,299 All right. Shut up. 412 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,266 Out the way, fuckos. Fuck. 413 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,027 [Colin laughs] 414 00:15:39,028 --> 00:15:40,787 - Do you guys wanna play Pictionary? - [Nadja] Oh. 415 00:15:40,788 --> 00:15:42,962 Joel, they don't wanna play Pictionary. It's okay. 416 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:45,688 Well, I mean if it's anything like reading a dictionary, then yeah. 417 00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:49,521 Yeah, I do. 418 00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:55,251 [sniffs] Shit. Wait, what is [sniffs] shit. No, no, no. Fuck. 419 00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,701 - Oh. - How many times have I told you to replace 420 00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:00,186 the fucking smoke detector? 421 00:16:00,187 --> 00:16:01,808 It's my fault, of course. 422 00:16:01,809 --> 00:16:03,637 Come on, girlie. Smoked salmon. 423 00:16:03,638 --> 00:16:06,709 More excuse for cream cheese, am I right? 424 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,021 [Becky] My salmon is fucked. 425 00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:10,472 [Nadja] I love the smell of burnt salmon. 426 00:16:10,473 --> 00:16:12,681 [Becky] Goddamn it, Joel. You're a fucking failure. 427 00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,062 Colin, can I ask you a favor? 428 00:16:14,063 --> 00:16:15,477 Sure, Joel. Anything. 429 00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:17,410 It's a little unconventional, 430 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,688 and so if it makes you uncomfortable, 431 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,517 then you just tell me, and I'll shut the hell up. 432 00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:23,140 Stop. We go too far back. 433 00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:25,038 I mean, we're like Stephanie Cmar 434 00:16:25,039 --> 00:16:26,591 and Kristen Kish 435 00:16:26,592 --> 00:16:28,697 in the Seattle season of Top Chef. 436 00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,699 You know, they used to be roommates. 437 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,183 Would you ever wanna- 438 00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:33,771 - Do you think that- - Just a town house. 439 00:16:33,772 --> 00:16:35,359 Just go into this- Just come with me. 440 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,912 - Just can - The hallway. 441 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,500 Yeah, this is nice. 442 00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:40,813 I need you to fuck my wife. 443 00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:44,851 [mumbles] What? 444 00:16:44,852 --> 00:16:46,266 [Joel] I told you it was a little unusual. 445 00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:49,269 Is that something she would be 446 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,891 - Ravenous for? Yes. - Right. 447 00:16:50,892 --> 00:16:52,514 It's something that keeps our marriage alive. 448 00:16:52,515 --> 00:16:54,067 Strange request. 449 00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:56,035 Yeah, okay. 450 00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:58,244 Well, if it's any consolation, I'll be there the whole time. 451 00:16:58,245 --> 00:17:00,556 - I'll have eyes on you- - It's no consolation. 452 00:17:00,557 --> 00:17:02,075 - I have to go to the bathroom. - Okay. 453 00:17:02,076 --> 00:17:03,456 But just think about it, buddy. 454 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,768 Girlfriend, come here. 455 00:17:05,493 --> 00:17:06,563 [Nadja chuckles] 456 00:17:07,806 --> 00:17:09,118 I think he might. 457 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,258 Sabotage. 458 00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:14,294 Do you know what the French translation of "sabotage" is? 459 00:17:14,295 --> 00:17:15,709 It's "fuck things up." 460 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:17,608 I'm gonna fuck things up for these people. 461 00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:20,093 Chap in the white hat. Now, he's the director. 462 00:17:20,094 --> 00:17:22,544 He doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground. 463 00:17:22,545 --> 00:17:25,271 The loudest man in the room with fuck all to say. 464 00:17:25,272 --> 00:17:27,480 Surrounds himself with sycophants, 465 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,103 but nothing more than a tin-pot dictator. 466 00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:31,967 And he's nothing without the scribe. 467 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,279 Now, that's the writer there. 468 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,246 The brains behind the whole thing, 469 00:17:35,247 --> 00:17:37,973 yet hugely underappreciated. 470 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,664 Socially not the best, 471 00:17:39,665 --> 00:17:41,839 but she's the beating heart behind the production. 472 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,842 She is the passionate soul of the televisual medium. 473 00:17:44,843 --> 00:17:47,120 - Sir, we are still rolling. - What do you want? 474 00:17:47,121 --> 00:17:50,089 - What are you doing here? - I don't care what you- Whoa. 475 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,643 Where the fuck did you get that sweated shirt? 476 00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:54,023 This is for crew only. 477 00:17:54,024 --> 00:17:55,749 Season 3 crew only, to be precise. 478 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,130 [Laszlo] Yeah, I can see that. 479 00:17:57,131 --> 00:17:58,856 I want one of those sweated shirts. 480 00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:00,651 Well, you can't have one. That's a cut! That's a cut! 481 00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:03,861 I love that sweated shirt. It is a remarkable garment. 482 00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:05,932 As you can see, there's some kind of flap at the back 483 00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:08,245 which is attached to the neck, which must be some kind of hood 484 00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:09,798 to protect him from the weather. 485 00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:11,938 On the front looks like some kind of pouch, 486 00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:13,767 which I'm guessing is inspired by the kangaroo. 487 00:18:13,768 --> 00:18:18,669 It's probably 50% polyester. Maybe 40% cotton. 488 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,326 And the rest must be rayon. 489 00:18:20,327 --> 00:18:22,155 But the biggest question I have 490 00:18:22,156 --> 00:18:24,157 is why the fuck has he got one of those and I haven't? 491 00:18:24,158 --> 00:18:25,710 [director] You're in the shot! 492 00:18:25,711 --> 00:18:27,056 [Laszlo] He's in the shot. 493 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:28,161 [director] Dude, you're in the shot! 494 00:18:28,162 --> 00:18:29,680 He's fucked up. 495 00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:31,268 - [director] You're still in! - [Laszlo laughs] 496 00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:32,959 [director] You're still in the fucking shot! 497 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,134 [crew member] Go behind the bush. 498 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:38,145 [director] All right. Fuck it. We'll fix it in post. Back to one. 499 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:42,900 You were right. I-I don't know what to do. 500 00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:47,215 I've wanted Joel's friendship for so long, but at what cost? 501 00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:50,183 Colin, just stick your beak in his wife and be friends. 502 00:18:50,184 --> 00:18:54,222 I just wanted a normal relationship with him, you know? 503 00:18:54,223 --> 00:18:56,569 And this is not normal. 504 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,088 I think it's probably time to get you out of here, mister. 505 00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:00,160 [chuckles] Come on. 506 00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:05,474 Well, we better be off. 507 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,304 There's a Pilates class I've been promising myself 508 00:19:07,305 --> 00:19:08,719 I'll make in the morning. 509 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,030 No. Why don't you come join us first? 510 00:19:10,031 --> 00:19:11,584 There's plenty of room. Come on. 511 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,758 No, our dance card is filled up for the evening. 512 00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:16,244 What upset you? Did my fucking idiot of a husband say something? 513 00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:17,900 Uh-oh. Was I bad? 514 00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:19,212 Hey, Joel, maybe next week we could go bowling? 515 00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:20,731 - Yeah. - That would be so fun. 516 00:19:20,732 --> 00:19:22,181 That'd be great. Just boys time, 517 00:19:22,182 --> 00:19:23,561 and then you come back and fuck my wife. 518 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,185 Thanks for the grub. That was swirl. 519 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,670 - [Joel and Colin chuckle] - Hmm. [chuckles] 520 00:19:28,671 --> 00:19:29,775 Okay, come here. 521 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:37,506 I say, Detective Mancuso has soiled his trousers. 522 00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:41,130 - His show pants? - What? Yeah. It's ghastly. 523 00:19:41,131 --> 00:19:43,202 Okay. We have doubles on Cal's pants, right? 524 00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,721 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 525 00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:52,763 I'm sorry that Joel turned out to be such a depressing pervert. 526 00:19:52,764 --> 00:19:54,420 I mean, I quite liked it, 527 00:19:54,421 --> 00:19:56,974 but I know that you were looking for a more normal, 528 00:19:56,975 --> 00:19:58,666 less sexual friend. 529 00:19:59,149 --> 00:20:00,426 Yeah. 530 00:20:00,427 --> 00:20:02,082 Maybe humans are such depressing, 531 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,257 weird freaks because, you know, 532 00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:05,810 they try so hard to be normal 533 00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:07,985 that they repress all their most horny desires. 534 00:20:07,986 --> 00:20:10,781 And then they just end up squirting themselves to death. 535 00:20:10,782 --> 00:20:13,956 Well, wise words. Maybe you're a Carrie after all. 536 00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:15,579 Lock it up. Hold there, please. 537 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,789 I'm so sorry, but no. 538 00:20:19,515 --> 00:20:20,619 [scoffs] 539 00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:23,966 The hat? Oh, yeah, that's from season 6. 540 00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:25,761 We shot them back-to-back. 541 00:20:25,762 --> 00:20:27,556 - What the fuck are you doing in- - [Laszlo] Oh. 542 00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:29,938 That gear is for crew only. 543 00:20:29,939 --> 00:20:32,561 Hmm. Someone's jealous of my swag. 544 00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:33,631 Perhaps. 545 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,150 But there is one garment 546 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,464 that I know you will never get your hands on. 547 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:40,466 Nandor, give me that sweated shirt! 548 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:41,639 You shall never have it! 549 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,020 [both grunting, groaning] 550 00:20:44,471 --> 00:20:46,783 - Laszlo, get a grip. - Good idea. 551 00:20:48,509 --> 00:20:49,559 [Nandor] No! 552 00:20:50,856 --> 00:20:53,986 - [Nandor] You're stretching it! - Wouldn't be the first time. 553 00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:56,877 Time-out, time-out. 554 00:20:59,071 --> 00:21:01,004 [sighs] What are we doing? 555 00:21:01,729 --> 00:21:05,180 Chewed up and spat out in true Hollywood style. 556 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,459 We need to rain hellfire on these Hollywood pricks. 557 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:10,116 Drink the blood of the director. 558 00:21:10,117 --> 00:21:12,498 Crush the balls of the best boy. 559 00:21:12,499 --> 00:21:14,811 And whack all of the actors. 560 00:21:15,502 --> 00:21:17,193 Yeah, let's do it. 561 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,712 Hey, you guys are still here? 562 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,463 We wrapped, like, half an hour ago. 563 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,820 Happy trails, guys. 564 00:21:25,374 --> 00:21:28,998 - We did it. We fucking did it. - [chuckles] 565 00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:31,310 Well done, Nandor. 566 00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:33,346 You know, sometimes the best tactic in war 567 00:21:33,347 --> 00:21:35,452 is to not fight at all. 568 00:21:35,453 --> 00:21:37,420 You sound just like a writer. 569 00:21:38,407 --> 00:21:41,527 - [Laszlo] Onward! - [Nandor] Yeah. 570 00:21:41,528 --> 00:21:44,046 Meanwhile, while Laszlo and Nandor 571 00:21:44,047 --> 00:21:46,497 called wrap on their beef, 572 00:21:46,498 --> 00:21:49,638 I couldn't help but wonder, if we stopped saying cut 573 00:21:49,639 --> 00:21:51,226 The Cal mobile. 574 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,573 [Colin] would we all get a little more action? 575 00:21:53,574 --> 00:21:55,368 Hi, Mr. Bodian. I'm just a huge fan. 576 00:21:55,369 --> 00:21:57,336 I wanted to know if I can take a picture with you quickly? 577 00:21:57,337 --> 00:21:59,096 Now is not a great time. It's not a good time. 578 00:21:59,097 --> 00:22:00,477 It's just for my zine, actually. 579 00:22:00,478 --> 00:22:02,030 - Have you read this? - [Laszlo] Hey! 580 00:22:02,031 --> 00:22:03,342 [Colin] Maybe if we could ask our friends 581 00:22:03,343 --> 00:22:05,413 for just a little more quiet on set 582 00:22:05,414 --> 00:22:07,000 Sign his program, you fucklord. 583 00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:08,726 [Colin] we'd end up with a lot less drama. 584 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,383 You know who the fuck I am? 585 00:22:10,384 --> 00:22:11,902 You think it's not gonna be a problem for you? 586 00:22:11,903 --> 00:22:13,386 Here we go! 587 00:22:13,387 --> 00:22:14,594 [Colin] Because even for the biggest stars, 588 00:22:14,595 --> 00:22:16,389 it's important to stay grounded. 589 00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:17,735 [Bodian grunts] 590 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:19,635 [Colin] And that's when I realized 591 00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:24,398 it wasn't PIUNY or show business, 592 00:22:25,434 --> 00:22:28,884 or even Staten Island that kept us all together- 593 00:22:28,885 --> 00:22:30,335 [Monster] Colin Robinson. 594 00:22:31,612 --> 00:22:33,407 Shut fuck up. 595 00:22:36,445 --> 00:22:37,495 Oh, file saved. 596 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,425 There he is. That's the street right here. 597 00:22:52,426 --> 00:22:53,875 That's where they shoot [chuckles] 598 00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:54,910 [detective] Took your time, Mancuso. 599 00:22:54,911 --> 00:22:56,637 [Mancuso] This looks bad. 600 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,295 Bad? We just found six more inside. 601 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:02,367 - [Guillermo giggles] - Son of a bitch. The Mob. 602 00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:04,886 [Guillermo] What the hell? 603 00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:08,143 [Mancuso] I guess I know where I'm going next. 604 00:23:08,144 --> 00:23:09,925 - [detective] Where's that? - Was that- 605 00:23:09,926 --> 00:23:11,825 - [Mancuso] Undercover. - Never mind. 606 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:16,425 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0